Here’s where I’ll put some things about music.
Okay, so here’s the deal with the new Stony Man cd.
It’s called “Turn Your Radio On”, and it has ten tunes great tunes on it.
Ten of the best songs in the world.
Ten really ,really , really great songs.
Ten of ‘em.
It was going to have more, but we had a deadline to meet.
You know how it is.
Anyway,copies are gonna be for sale soon at CD Baby. You can get copies there, or you can e-mail us at kentipp@cox.net.
Or you can just hang out on some sleazy street corner, and when you see some sketchy-looking hoodlum types, you can try this sort of approach:
You: Psst, hey buddy! Over here!
Sketchy-looking hoodlum type: Excuse me?
You: Yea, you! C’mere! Whatdja think, I’m talkin to myself here? C’mon, c’mon, get over here!
Sketchy-looking hoodlum type: Yes, very well then, how may I help you? I’m in a bit of a rush, you see.
You (voice lowers): I’m lookin’ for, ummm, I want to get, errr, I wanna score the new cd
Sketchy-looking hoodlum type: Come again?
You: Hold it down, hold it down! You want everybody on the whole block to hear us?
Sketchy-looking hoodlum type: I’m sorry, hear what, exactly? I can barely understand you , your voice is muffled by your scarf! Open your coat, let me see your face, here, let’s have a look at you …(reaches for your collar) Speak up, man!
You (wrestling away): I just wanna get… the .. new ,,,CD!
Sketchy-looking hoodlum type: New CD? You mean the new Stony Man CD? Good Heavens, all you need do is ask! Everyone wants the new Stony Man cd! Now stop all this cloak and dagger nonsense? Are you actually wearing a ski mask under there? For pity’s sake, man, it’s like springtime out here! Now, if you’d like to buy the new Stony Man cd, all you need to do is…….
It’s the Stony Man CD release extravaganza!
When is it?
Jan.31. 2009 (Saturday) 8:00 PM!
Where is it gonna be?
At the Third Floor Gallery of the Fredericksburg Athenaeum!
Huh? Where’s that?
Up on the third floor! At 810 Caroline Street! In historic Downtown Fredericksburg VA!
Well, okay then, what’s gonna be there?
Well first, all of your friends. You know, just the ones you really like a lot. Then, some really great new tunes. You know, the really good ones. And your old favorite tunes are gonna be there too. And food. And refreshments. And prizes. And fun. And T-shirts. And bumper stickers.
Plus, you’ll finally be able to get the new Stony Man CD, ‘Turn Your Radio On’. You know the one.
It’s been sweeping the nation. Well, okay, it’s been sweeping the neighborhood.
So how do I get tickets?
That’s the easy part. Just show up with $15.00, the tickets are at the door!
Mark it on your calendar thingie, you’d hafta be crazy to miss this!